The letter n always has to be the centre of attention.
[knocking on the castle door during a battle] My boss said you guys have to give all our arrows back now
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She : You have a girlfriend.
Me : No. I had.
She : Where did she go?
Me : She Ransomware.
Found an old, dead mosquito in a storage box. You guys want to try and make a Jurassic Park?
Giraffe: That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen!
[5 min later]
Ok, but like, how married are you?
‘maybe the world wasn’t ready for pizza perfume’ i thought to myself as i hid in a dumpster, watching the townspeople try to eat each other
Sorry to bang on about this but the lack of references to penguins in the Bible is undermining my faith
My check liver light just came on
When she says she needs more intimacy; she means your feelings, not your colonoscopy report.