@croninwhocares: "Know what, son? We should do all of our miracles before cameras exist." - God
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@FabMommy29: If you wear oversized sweats to the grocery store, and an attractive man smiles at you, is it a flirty smile or a pity smile?
@HatfieldAnne: Dad used to remind us kids to check for copperheads hidden in the woodpile. Of less concern was giving an ax to a 10-year-old.
@Rick_IZ: People who lick their fingers then page through the papers on the printer Just throw it out. I'll print it again.