accessories can really boost a woman’s self confidence. for example I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times
Who’s the man who, with
just the slightest touch-
gives you chills and makes
you tremble with anticipation ?
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Nigerian man dies and authorities find $27 billion dollars in his apartment
He had been trying to give it away for 15 years but nobody would return his emails
You guys ever see a mannequin and think she’s completely out of your league?
Teenager: Bae swag YOLO
Me: In better times, people who spoke gibberish like that were burned as witches.
sometimes when I finish eating a bag of microwave popcorn I try to eat a couple unpopped kernels just to convince myself it’s really over
I don’t understand people who practice polygamy. Why would anyone want more than one mother-in-law?
“dont get conned into spendin our lottery money”
[calls wife back]
will 2 sharks fit in our pool?
one shark pls
wife: What’s wrong?
me [annoyed that my toddler broke the yellow crayon and now I can’t color the duck on the kids menu] Nothing
“SURPRISE!!!!” – Every girl with drawn-on eyebrows.