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@OnlyFastEddie: *laughs all the way to the bank*
*cries all the way back*
@TheRachelFisher: Don't "pshhh" me, you stupid bus.
@daemonic3: What is the deal with airplane food?
Seriously, I'm trying to feed this thing and I don't know what airplanes eat.
@newLettuce: Me: You think you're soooo cool, wearing shades indoors
@crayolaawonderr: Everyone gets ONE famous scientologist they’re allowed to pretend isn’t really a scientologist in order to fully and purely enjoy their work.
@MsFoxIfUrNasty: M: If my chip:salsa ratio isn't perfectly even, I will burn down this restaurant, I swear to God.
H: This is our house.
M: I SWEAR TO GOD!