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Washing - 30 min
Drying - 1 hour
Putting away - 7 to 10 days
@Erik_Bergstrom: Children are our future. Clean burning. Renewable. Children.
@tweetsbyrocket: me: someone we know is possessed by an owl
me: [narrows eyes]
@SadPeruna: Why do we PARK on a DRIVEway, but my mom's boyfriend Craig won't let me call him Dad when we hug?
@Breadery: I scream. You scream. We all scream. I'm not supposed to be at this slumber party.
@SamDelanche: "I'm turning over a new leaf"
-Adam telling Eve that he's seeing another woman