@ddsmidt
@BevisSimpson
Havent picked sides in Gamer gate yet.. which do I like more.. the entire female gender or the thing where I pretend to kill people on Tv..
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@BevisSimpson
@simoncholland
I’m pretty bad at math until someone orders mozzarella sticks for the table.
@ogtwltterhandle
Pretty much..
@DaddyJew
Sorry I ruined your surprise party by telling everyone it was an intervention
@Kendragarden
My doctor asked where I was in my menstrual cycle so I told her I’m on the ‘assuming everyone is mad at me’ day.
@PrettyInCamo11
“Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you”
“Yeah….so is a grenade”
@DaddyJew
Never trust a psychic wearing a band-aid, they should have seen that shit coming.
@anbrll00
Hockey fights are cool but imagine the make up sex afterwards in the locker room.
@isuckontits
@perfect_messs
Me: I’ve totally got this.
Narrator: Oh this ought to be good.