@rablivingstone: Learn how to read a book again simply by sticking a twitter Avi alongside every paragraph.......
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@nigelgodwin: I always have a suicide note in my shower so that i wont look stupid if i ever slip and crack my head
@AnkCoupleTO: Me: [stands under majestic tree watching leaves fall] This is beautiful [2 hours later buried under a mountain of leaves] you piece of shit
@JimmerThatisAll: Little does this young woman in the house behind mine who just closed the curtains know that it was the curtains I was looking at.