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@iwearaonesie: [leaving the restaurant]
wife
me
wife
me [wearing 5 Burger King crowns] If they didn't want you to take more than one there'd be a sign

[leaving the restaurant]
wife
me
wife
me [wearing 5 Burger King crowns] If they didn’t want you to take more than one there’d be a sign

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