I wonder if Sallys parents were like “Yeah great idea Sally. Sell seashells. On the seashore. Where there are tons of free shells. Idiot.”
Left the door unlocked and didn’t get murdered again.
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A third zebra strolls casually while whistling and pretending to read a newspaper onto Noah’s ark.
I’m just saying, if an oven can clean itself, why can’t a microwave?
My 4 year-old now hides from me in the bathroom so l can’t stop him from chewing his nails.
This really upsets me because that was my hiding spot.
I’m at my most financial consultant when I tell the McDonald’s employee what my change back should be.
*shows up to a knife fight with a bunch of cakes and settles everything*
I took one of those DNA tests and found out I am 30% mashed potatoes.
I appreciate people venturing into entrepreneurship but is it really necessary to call yourself CEO when your firm is total of 3 people?
Daughter: Daddy, why do you have to go to work everyday?
Me: Do you like clothes?
Daughter: Not really
Me: Shut up