@RiddlingDreams: Lesbians should not be allowed to buy dildos, they made their choice!!
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@ilovepie84: Your Ex is like spilt milk. If you put newspaper over them its like the mistake never happened.
@Reverend_Scott: [Applebees on Christmas] God: Enjoy your meal? Jesus: Ya, I- [a crowd of servers surrounds them] Jesus: You didn't... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Y
@shkeeber: *camera pans to a pair of sneakers hanging over a power line* *Sean Connery takes a long drag of his cigarette* "It was a... shoeishide"