Europe. Made in Germany.
License and registration please.
Are you drunk sir?
Stop saying bea-
*cop is mauled by bears*
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me: want the stick
dog: not really
me: fetch the stick
dog: why would I do that
me: fetch it boy
dog: that seems pointless
me: [throws stick]
dog: oh cool now neither of us has a stick