@LizHackett: Life is a constant balancing act between wondering why you weren't invited to something and wondering how to get out of it.
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@IamEnidColeslaw: rroses are red, violets are blue, Valentine's Day was invented by big corporations so they could sell more anti-depressants
@UnFitz: Me: Accept your flaws. You’ll feel better. It worked for me. Her: You accepted your flaws? Me: No. I accepted your flaws.