You can buy my cassette series “Yelling : Greatest Hits”
Including classics such as:
– What the Hell?
– What the heck? (Radio edit)
– Oh come on!
And the chart topping hit:
– Yo…hey yo! Over here! No, over here to your left!
Life is like a box of chocolates, once you have kids it’s gone.
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For someone, somewhere, today is the last day they will have 10 fingers.
DORA: “What was YOUR favorite part?!”
DORA: “I like that part too.”
MURDERER: could a murderer do THIS? *defendant proceeds to not kill anyone*
JUDGE: he’s got a point
*Buys 15 feet of bubble wrap*
Cashier: “Are you moving?”
Me: “No, why?”
Sorry I broke up with you via interpretive dance.
*talking into the phone, loudly enough
that I know those ladies can hear me*
WHATS THAT? MY SPACESHIP IS READY? GREAT, THANKS BARACK. OBAMA.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and declare ‘Drugs’ the winner of the war on drugs.
me: I’m stuck in my home with unlimited free time
my bookshelf: you can finally read all the books you’ve been meaning to read
me: absolutely not