I was terrified when my son started driving alone, but then realized he could get dinner and grocery shop. I’m good now.
Life of a Uni student
1. You wake up?You ask yourself why you woke up
2. You go to lecture you start writing then the lecturer changes the slide then you stop writing and you start online shopping or playing games
3. You go home and wonder why you even went it.
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11yo son just walked by.
If Axe was a drug, I’d be stoned right now.
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