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@GrowlyGrego: Listen, all I'm saying is that fish either don't bathe at all or they constantly bathe. It can't be both.

PRIEST: Those are your vows?

Listen, all I’m saying is that fish either don’t bathe at all or they constantly bathe. It can’t be both. 

PRIEST: Those are your vows?

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