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@BitchyJasmine: Listened to some Beethoven last night. And some Lady Gaga today. Now I'm quite confused.

Who's the deaf one again?

Listened to some Beethoven last night. And some Lady Gaga today. Now I’m quite confused. Who’s the deaf one again?
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