@weinerdog4life: Literally thousands of chameleons in your house right now and you don't even know it.
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@markleggett: 1am: Huh, I'm not tired... 2am: I feel great! Maybe I don't need sleep? 3am: LET'S EXECUTE EVERY IDEA I'VE EVER HAD. 3:04am: Euthanise me.
@weinerdog4life: I scream, you scream, we all scream, while I'm crawling under the bathroom stall to say hi to you.
@robots_feel: interviewer: how are you with excel me: i hate it interviewer: an experienced user then