The longer you look at this the better it gets
Little known fact:
Centipede’s are the Metric version of Inchworms.
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Them: why are you wearing a cape?
Me: i feel naked without it
Them: you are naked
Me: no, i’m wearing my cape
Your loss, middle school cheerleading squad. Turns out I’m really good at yelling at people.
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OH NO I DROPPED MY THERAPY HOT DOG
I’ve been barred from the local Mexican restaurant for repeatedly bringing and summoning my waiter with my personal maracas
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