I ran without my headphones today & was reminded that I feel better about my fitness when my soundtrack isn’t my panicked gasping breathing.
Little known fact:
Young children’s bones are not the same as an adult. Children’s elbows are actually made of knives.
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Ok you with pneumonia, go sit between the perfectly healthy lady and the guy with the blood shooting out of his leg
Two sales people approached me at the furniture store. I’m following the one who called me Miss. The Hello Ma’am one should take note.
Ladies, if Men had PMS they’d get into fist fights, defraud partners, start wars, abuse women, stop paying child support..HEY-wait a minute!
Don’t tell me how to run my account and I won’t make a voodoo doll just to dunk your head in the toilet.
*makes snow angel motions in bed every morning tryna find phone*
THE INVENTOR OF HAND SANITIZER: who’s the paranoid one now huh, WHO’S THE PARANOID ONE NOW
At Christmas, it’s important to pause and remember all those who have wronged you this year and how you can wreak vengeance on them in 2017
My dogs: -17