Q: What kind of dinosaur loves sleep?
A: All of them! They will never wake up now.
[Lizard Enterprises HQ]
Lizard Boss: Um excuse me, do you work here?
Snake balancing on 4 toothpicks (nervously): Uh yessir why do you ask?
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