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@_umcomfortable: lmao this has gotta be from some Tim and Eric bit
@thepunningman: I HAD
THE TIME OF MY LIFE
AND I NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE
@Soren_Ltd: Sex with me is like a ferris wheel: slower than you hoped, full of clunky stops and a carny watches to make sure you don't get off.
@TheBoydP: The best thing about your fifties is when they give you diplomatic immunity from the court of public opinion.
@CantWaitToNap: “Are you insane? Did you escape from a mental institution?” he flirted.
@TheNardvark: Pretty cool that Sarah Connor saved mankind by raw-dogging a total stranger claiming to be a time traveller at the height of the AIDS scare.