@Adar79Angie: Local news : box full of kittens mistaken for a bomb. I have to go to this town. I may be mistaken for Megan Fox.
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@KissabiX: *driving through the beautiful country side* There really are endless options when it comes to dumping a corpse.
@Eyeronic_name: Her: "Wanna get some coffee?" Me: "I actually don't like coffee" Her: *Gasp* The whole town: *Gasp* All of New York: *Gasp* The media: "This just in *Gasp*" The world: *Gasp* Aliens: *Fleeb* (Gasp)
@DecantAndPour: I always keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge just in case anyone wants a black coffee.