Warm pools make me nervous.
Look mom, no meds!
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I like to slip a Honey Boo Boo episode in every once in awhile to remind my husband that it could be worse.
My husband asked what I was doing and my phone changed tweeting to twerking and now he has questions.
And in conclusion, may I say that black robe is very slimming on you, Your Honor. And I’ve never seen a bigger gavel.
I got fired today
“you have no idea?”
“I’m confused when did this happen?”
between pre break break and break
When I was little, my mom would read my fortune cookie. It would say things like, “Never lie about brushing your teeth or they will fall out,” or “Don’t play with Hanna, she’s not a nice girl,” or “Tomorrow you’re getting shots, don’t cry.”
shout out to anyone that’s used a tube of super glue more than once
“Rogue One” idea:
The spies anxiously wait to meet their new commander.
Boldly – regally – he strides into the room.
“Mesa Jar-Jar Binks”
I super glue one jar of pickles shut and leave it out at the barbecue then watch the humiliation unfold.
Three Most Insane Extreme Sports:
1. Solo Climbing
2. Running of the Bulls
3. Family Reunions