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@squirrel74wkgn: [looking at pregnancy test]

Her: Well, it’s positive...so weird

Me: [Flashback to using car keys to open condom wrapper]...so weird

[looking at pregnancy test]

Her: Well, it’s positive…so weird

Me: [Flashback to using car keys to open condom wrapper]…so weird

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