Lost in a corn maze? Light it on fire. Turn it into a popcorn maze. Eat your way out.
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Take your glasses off. Hold them up to a light to see if they’re dirty. Now try to do it with your mouth closed.
All liquor stores are open 24 hours. When you have a brick.
what idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?
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Before we hang out, please be advised I will be spending the rest of the summer talking like Bane.
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