@yoyoha
@Hormonella And YOU get a vegetable pod!
And YOU get a vegetable pod!
And YOU get a vegetable pod!
And YOU get a vegetable pod!
~ The Okra Show
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@Hormonella 
@mylifesuckers My kids just connected worlds in Minecraft. So now they can fight in a virtual universe too.
@noog Exposing kids to violent video games is appalling. They should be in church praying to a bloody statue of a man nailed to a cross in agony.
@Izianikapani Make bowling your first date. If he rents small shoes and jams his fingers in the wrong holes don’t bother with a second.
@EndhooS Doctor: Are you allergic to anything?
Me: Cats
Doctor: Anything else?
Me: Grease
Doctor: is that everything?
Me: Most musicals to be honest.
@Jonny_Dodds “Can I speak to your manager please?”
“I AM the manager”
@kimtopher22 I’m sporting Cameron Diaz’ *Something About Mary” hairdo, but tragically, the magic ingredient is Cadbury Crème egg filling.
@behindyourback a woman just ran through the coffeeshop yelling “HELP! I NEED A HIGHLIGHTER! HELP HELP I NEED A HIGHLIGHTER” and I want to trade problems with her
@WilliamAder Just imagine how good prescription cheese would be.