@Underchilde: Love means never having to say you’re sorry until you've thought up a good excuse.
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@Chumpstring: I let people know that I'm no weirdo. I say "I'm no weirdo!" From that point forward, it's just a matter of keeping my mouth off their pets.
@better_off_dad: '....annnnnnd now you have TWO hours before you have to get up.' ~The monster under my bed
@Storminika: My boyfriend just sent me a txt: 'I think I want to see other people.' My reply was, 'You better look out the window.'
@Duke1173: I'd like to thank the British for wearing red coats and making it easier to shoot them 238 years ago. We couldn't have done this without you