
Geography FACT: The world’s second highest mountain is called Everer.
Geography FACT: The world’s second highest mountain is called Everer.
Thank God you’ve updated your status to “Finished lunch” after you first posted “Going to lunch” I really couldn’t tolerate more suspense.
Wife: we need to talk about your childish behavior.
Me:
Wife:
Me:
Wife: *sigh* we need to talk about your childish behavior… Over.
Me: *clicking walkie talkie* please bring a PBJ up to the tree house and we’ll negotiate, over.
Ok, so there’s “senior’s parking,” and “expectant mothers parking” at the grocery store.
Where is the parking for “Undermedicated, on a short fuse and probably shouldn’t be out in public?”
My husband and I are fighting. There’s about a 50 50 chance he knows.
My morning commute was hectic today. I tripped over a dog toy and almost spilled my coffee. I made it to the couch safely though.
*pronounces “naked” like “baked”
“Password is incorrect”
*resets password*
“New password cannot be the same as the old password”
“I should probably start filling this thing out.”
-I say about my son’s baby memory book on his wedding day.
Take on cheese
(Take on cheese)
Take brie on
(Take on cheese)
Camembert
And fromage