AGE 17: I’m gonna play this game on nightmare mode and complete everything
AGE 27: I’ll play this on hard mode but probably won’t do every quest
AGE 37: I died just turning the game on
Lucy plans elaborate jewel heist.
Lucy dons cat burglar suit to conceal identity.
Lucy pulls off heist.
Lucy in disguise with diamonds.
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