@noogscorner: Luke, I am your father. Man you should see your face right now. It's all like waaaaaat no way.
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@dumbbeezie: Men be like this is my all in one shampoo-conditioner-body wash-face soap-toothpaste-car wax
@edana_irish: Why girls want to be mermaids 1. No pants 2. No periods 3. Perfect hair 4. You get to lure men to their deaths 5. Free clam bra
@meladoodle: Hate it when dudes say "leave something to the imagination!" like what do you think is under my clothes? a mystery prize? a pumpkin? Obama?