@noogscorner: Luke, I am your father. Man you should see your face right now. It's all like waaaaaat no way.
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@baronvonbike: My 8 year old daughter can already read at a 5th grade level and ignore me at a 12th grade level.
@girlontapas: Started to go to the gym this morning, couldn't find my membership card... A new one was $10 A donut & coffee were $3 Guess who saved $7?
@thatdutchperson: Someone rang my doorbell twice this morning, so I guess I'm having lunch behind the couch.
@javeigh: Why do paintings of people centuries ago never show pimples? Ur telling me these people who drank shit water and took baths 2x a decade had clear skin?