*plane starts to crash*
Don’t worry, Jesus is my co-pilot
*looks over to see Jesus jumping out with the only parachute*
MAKE Easter easier by replacing the ‘t’ with an ‘i’.
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[leaving couples therapy]
*whispers to therapist* so who won?
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