@FeverFlave: Make up for past mistakes by frequently repeating them in new and astonishing ways.
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@TheDeadfishSays: Me: For who the bell tolls... Teacher: You forgot the 'M'. Me:Oh... Me: Me: For who them bells toll...
@UncleDuke1969: I've got 99 problems... <snap> 98 problems. <snap> 97 problems. <snap> 96 problems. <snap> BRB... I need to buy more mousetraps.
@CornOnTheGoblin: Art Teacher: your drawings are due tomorrow me: [hours later] maybe add in some grapes police sketch artist: ..a bowl of fruit attacked you?
@BakedBrotatoes: [Job Interview] *okay, he can't find out I'm a wolf* *fixes tie* *checks breath* IS THAT A PICTURE OF YOUR BABY SHE LOOKS DELICIOUS