*Makes joke on Twitter*


*Makes same joke on Facebook*

*5 comments from aunts saying that the joke was inappropriate*

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GUY WHO JUST LOVES SHARKS: Can I pet the sharks?
SHARK HANDLER (who sometimes makes bad decisions): Yeah that should be ok


Play Sharknado for an old person and tell them that it’s a live news broadcast.


a lady was like “can you believe he’s 14 months old already” and i am like you know what i can cause you post a pic of him every single day


Babies have little hands and odd sleep schedules which is why my gym for buff infants has miniature equipment and stays open 24hrs.


[high seas]
FIRST MATE: I can’t wait to see my wife again
PIRATE: Land Ho!
FIRST MATE: Now look, that’s a little rude


I know how to pronounce worcestershire until I see it written.


Pope joins twitter. Quits being Pope. Takes twittercide to a whole new level. Your move, drama queens.