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@MarfSalvador: Man: I was always afraid of dying alone, so…thanks for being with me

Parachute instructor: PULL THE CORD PULL THE CORD!

Man: I was always afraid of dying alone, so…thanks for being with me 

Parachute instructor: PULL THE CORD PULL THE CORD!

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