Ulterior motives? Please, I don’t even know why I do things.
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These racing car drivers are making a lot of pit stops.
You’d think they would have went before the race.
I choose what country to visit each year by the shape of the first chicken nugget I eat.
I’d be fine with a ghost in the house if every time a message in blood appeared on the wall it was something helpful like YOUR KEYS ARE IN THE FRONT DOOR.
Kim Jong Un has upgraded himself from “Leader of North Korea” to “Supreme Leader of North Korea” by adding sour cream and extra cheese.
Google HR: do you have any questions?
Me: if I had any questions, I’d Google it
Google HR: you’re hired
Parents out there naming their kids things like, Montana and Carolina and Dakota, but you never see anyone with the balls to name their kid, Idaho
What idiot called it an engagement ring instead of a Kneel Diamond?