i wanted som fried chicken but i didnt hav any chicken so i fried a egg and now im waitig for it to hatch
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Signs you’re a man:
*has a massive heart attack* It’s nothing, really. I’m fine.
*catches a cold* Gather ‘round children. My time is drawing nigh.
For all those men who say”Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”
I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
[first day as chinese police officer]
me: guys…it happened again.
[police radio]: okay *sigh* push your fingers in gently toward each o…
Not sure why “you’ve made your bed, now lie in it” is supposed to be a bad thing. It sounds pleasant. I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.
What idiot called them anti-anxiety meds instead of relaxatives?
Unemployment gives you time to follow your true passion: Worrying about money.
I saw a UFO flying over my house this morning but my camera has too many pixels and clarity so I didn’t capture it.