Marie Kondo Vs. Hoarders

“Do these 370 cats bring you joy?”

“Yes. Get out!”

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For english press ONE. Para espanol el primo numero DOS. If you like totes can’t even right now, obvs press THREE.


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if your name is Christy and you’re fighting a custody battle in Orlando. fire your lawyer bc I found your whole case file at the bar last night.


Watch it bro, your mouth’s writing checks your body can’t cash. Because you write really sloppy with the pen in your mouth. Seriously, wtf?


If a British guy caught his wife cheating he’d probably be like “right. what’s all this then”


2019: no carbs

2020: eats a loaf of Wonder Bread out of the bag like it’s popcorn at the movies


Contents of my wallet just spilled all over the cashier’s counter, so embarrassing, spiders everywhere.