@daemonic3

Mario! Are you coming to save me from Bowser’s Castle?

PEACH I MIGHT BE

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@CornOnTheGoblin

i see a little silhouetto of a bug
IT’S A WASP IT’S A WASP
can we close the damn window

@ramblinma

“I’m hungry. Except for anything you made. There’s no way I’m eating that.”

– Kids

@JayMindX

I was 14 before I realized that banana peels and anvils weren’t America’s leading causes of death.

@Cpin42

NOT EVERYONE WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING, MOM. SOME OF US WERE TRYING TO BREAK IT UP.

@gamingheroritz

Instead of blocking your ex, become such a disaster online that everyone makes fun of your ex for dating you

@JessObsess

Unless there’s a picture of you getting attacked by a shark, I don’t want to see your vacation pictures.

@birbigs

Alright. It’s Sunday. Another Breaking Bad. Or if you don’t watch the show, an hour of confusing tweets.

@iscoff

My uncle started shouting at me about my “misuse” of emoticons and had a heart attack 😉

@Jarhead44

Just watched a mosquito suck my blood then throw up.

@xosm

Body: so tired
Brain: can’t sleep
Body: okay then, let’s pee every 15 minutes