*putting kid to bed*
Me: Goodnight, buddy, I love you.
7yo: Dad, you have to make sugar cookies to bring to class tomorrow. Goodnight!
Marriage isn’t for everyone, especially for married people
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Me: Sorry I called out the wrong name just now
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Understanding women isn’t rocket science.
Rocket science has rules and boundaries.