@MissBee73: You know why some people wear socks with sandals?Cos they've never been punched in the head for it.If you see an offender,do the right thing

@13spencer: "I'm a diamond in the rough." "That's a whole lot of rough."

@dianaaadee: netflix has the worst movie selection no wonder everyone just starts having sex

@heymonroe: I just bought a new pair of sunglasses for whoever finds them in 3 weeks.

@Wenderella22: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bullet proof vest