I think the short sellers had it right with Game Stop. It’s a failing business. If you look closely at their actual business model it does not seem at all effective at stopping games.
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I blocked some guys and another guy said good job and I blocked him too.
Survival Tip:
If confronted by a dinosaur while hiking, politely but firmly explain that it is extinct.
Dam, girl. What did you think I was building?
– Beaver
professor x: whats your superpower
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to xmen]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
My half-brothers had a Hungarian dad and an Eskimo dad. My dad was from Wales. Our dinner table was like the U.N…only with slapping.
I once saw a man walk barefoot across hot coals, and I thought, wow, he could’ve just walked around those. Idiot.
Michelle Obama should have dropped the mic and moonwalked out.
My first job in retail taught me that the customer is always right. Until they’re out of earshot.
Comcast: “Would you like to upgrade your Internet service to include cable?”
Me: “No thanks, the illegal downloading has that base covered.”
“Oh wow, I don’t even recognize myself!”
-Lois Lane getting fitted for glasses
me: *slowly retracts hand from cereal box after failing to grasp the free toy*
wife: you really need to stop pretending to be a claw machine
me: *swallows another quarter* no
[me as a ship’s navigator in the 1740s] omg you’re gonna be so mad at me…but i think that was supposed to be our trade wind back there
I gave her the red cup
Instead of the green
She threw her hands up
Proceeded to scream
I countered with reason
“I’ll fix this for you
Don’t start at a ten
When it’s barely a two”
She narrowed her eyes
Considered me swiftly
Ignored all my reason
And took it to fifty
Everybody’s big on freedom until they find you passed out naked on their boat
Everyone is fighting a battle (with goblins) that you know nothing about (because you failed a perception check)
Flight attendants will honestly open a pack of m&ms and feed the entire plane with it.
Here’s your m
And an m for you
Finished assembling an IKEA bookshelf!
I’m very excited for my wife to see it and reassemble it the right way
I’m not positive,
but I think when you say you’re “over” something,
YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
Mrs Doubtfire is my favourite movie about violating a custody agreement
I miss lying to closest friends about where i am on my transit journey
Why don’t they just call a mirror ‘The Self Checkout’?
A 17-year-old can win a gold medal at the Olympics, but I don’t have enough energy to go to the grocery store and the post office on the same day.
Stages of drunk:
– I’m not drunk.
– I’m still not drunk.
– Who’s trunk am I in?
“Actually I have a lot of secs” is apparently not the right answer to “Do you have a sec?”
So my kid secretly recorded me driving and singing and put it on social media if you needed to know how important birth control is today.
Sometimes I pet a cat just to make it bathe itself all over again
Welcome to your 40s: time to go slap mulch bags at home depot.
2/14/16 — The Day I Got Owned Online By 1-800-Flowers
*1st date*
[Be cool, just dont let her know youre a 1st generation PS3]
So where do y-
*internal cooling fan drowns out entire conversation*
“and this blood shall be called A+”
all the other blood types: “k wow we’re like right here”