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@UncleDuke1969: Mary has her cakes...
Sandra has her cookies...
@BuckyIsotope: “I don’t have to run faster than the bear. I just have to run faster than you,” I say to my hiking companion. It is Usain Bolt. A bear waves
@RunOldMan: Some people bite their tongue, I have to bite my fingers to keep from replying to some stupid reply.
@_Tempo11: Unless you're turned on by a description of a homeless person under a bridge don't ask me what I'm wearing.
@sokangarude: People that say "we're not even white, we're pink" obviously haven't seen the parts of me that have never been in sunlight.
@skullpuppy11: Just like Hitler with the tiny mustache, Kim Jong-Un is ruining that haircut for everyone else.