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@fro_vo: MATH TEACHER: what is half of thirty
@thenatewolf: *angrily throws glass of bourbon into the fireplace*
I'M SORRY MY RUDE WIFE DIDN'T OFFER YOU A DRINK, MR. FIRE!!!!
@KateWhineHall: Me: *gets on scale*
5yo: Whoa! That's a lot of points!
@fro_vo: the boy who cried wolf would be a way cooler story if actual wolves came out of his eyes
@AmericanGent69: Saying "oh my gosh you're getting so big!" is cute and acceptable to say to a 6 year old. Not so much to an ex-girlfriend.
@Book_Krazy: Hub: Let's go see a movie
Me: Ok. How bout this one? *points*
H: Why do we have to see a movie with subtitles? I didn't do anything wrong.