So if you eat what you like and don’t exercise, eventually you get a motorised scooter.
I’m really not seeing the down side here.
Mathematics is the only place you can buy 60 watermelons and no one questions you
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Man: 5th please.
*penguin accidentally slaps all the buttons with his fin*
Psychic: The one you love is closer than you think.
Narcissist: *looks into mirror* yes
Too bad Bill Nye knows science because if he didn’t he could be Bill Deny the Anti-Science Guy
I act really tough for a person who spent $40 on cookies I dont like because a girl scout was crying
Big thanks to everyone who bought us wedding china. I think about you every time we move.
3yo: the DVD player is not for waffles
Me: the DVD player is NOT FOR WAFFLES
Doctor, seeing scratch on my arm: oh geez, do you have a cat?
Me: …a daughter.
There’s no such thing as detoxing your body, but enjoy spending three hundred bucks on your diarrhea.
Receptionist: The doctor will see you now.
Me: *applying camouflage paint* I very much doubt that.