People used to be much smaller. WWII people were a foot shorter. Medieval people were basically hobbits. Jesus was the size of a cat.
Maybe Millennials aren’t having children because we lived through the nightmare of raising Tamagotchis. :/
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Is stalking another person..
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Me: Sorry, did you say something?
My son is explaining why my daughter is crying but I’m not buying it as I don’t think she can even say, “Please kick me in the face”.
“Dad, you called me my brother’s name.”
I’m sorry *30 second pause* little dude.
I keep having this dream that I’m being carried off by a giant squirrel. Does that make me nuts?
My wife and I had a real Fairytale wedding. A wolf killed her grandma during the ceremony and then we ate stolen porridge from some bears.
A case of yoo-hoos, canned spaghetti and xanax. I’m like a 6 year old with anxiety and a driver’s license.
I’m not going to sugar coat this – you have diabetes
I’m not a Doctor, but I played one until I got arrested.