Maybe Millennials aren’t having children because we lived through the nightmare of raising Tamagotchis. :/

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The person you are trying to stalk
Is stalking another person..
Please wait


Interviewer: It says here that your weakness is that you don’t pay attention. Is that true?

Me: Sorry, did you say something?


My son is explaining why my daughter is crying but I’m not buying it as I don’t think she can even say, “Please kick me in the face”.


“Dad, you called me my brother’s name.”

I’m sorry *30 second pause* little dude.


I keep having this dream that I’m being carried off by a giant squirrel. Does that make me nuts?


My wife and I had a real Fairytale wedding. A wolf killed her grandma during the ceremony and then we ate stolen porridge from some bears.


A case of yoo-hoos, canned spaghetti and xanax. I’m like a 6 year old with anxiety and a driver’s license.


I’m not going to sugar coat this – you have diabetes


I’m not a Doctor, but I played one until I got arrested.