Maybe Millennials aren’t having children because we lived through the nightmare of raising Tamagotchis. :/

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Fool me once shame on you,
Unless you’re speaking Spanish, then that’s eleven times and I probably deserved it.


I hang out with people smarter than me so when the zombies attack they will eat their brains first while I escape. Who’s the idiot now Mom!?


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