@FredTaming: maybe my dad is at the other end of this cvs receipt
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@INDlAN_: When someone tells me they’re a doctor or an engineer all I can think is: “wow your parents must’ve yelled at you to do your homework a lot”
@SlabBaconBP: My son asked me what humble means. I told him it means pretending you're not better than everybody else.
@chris_witha_see: I ironed my dress this morning while I was wearing it. So, yes Mensa, I will join your club.