Nine out of ten people aren’t the tenth person.
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BOSS: it’s national replace H’s with F’s day
BOSS: yep, you’re hired!
BOSS: get out
ME: what the huck?
Boy: I wish more girls liked farming
Girl: I like farming
Boy: Lol oh yeah? Name the 5 most water-efficient irrigation systems of the 1980s
Gave up on my dream of being a murderer a long time ago. I leave long hair everywhere & everyone knows its mine without doing a DNA test.
M: It’s a boat!
Me writing: Day 286, Jane is still scared of boats
The Ten Commandments of Ayn Rand #XmasAMovie
this cannot be real
[2 friends fighting at Denny’s]
Chicken: *gritting teeth* I’ll have the bacon
Pig: *staring down the chicken* And I’ll be having the EGGS!
I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go.