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@ArfMeasures: ME: A man stole my phone and rode away on a horse

COP: Ok [opens notebook] can you give a description?

ME: It's like a big, fast dog

ME: A man stole my phone and rode away on a horse

COP: Ok [opens notebook] can you give a description?

ME: It’s like a big, fast dog

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