@FredTaming: me: [a pilgrim seeing something new] imma put a buckle on that
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@MannyDiesel: Will smith literally runs in every movie. Name one movie he didn't run in. I'll wait
@ShittyComedian: I was having sex with this woman for 10 minutes before I realized it was a man, and then for like 20 minutes after.
@LauraBenanti: I JUST SAW A MAN KICK A RAT WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT DID THAT RAT EVER DO TO YOU SIR FOR ALL YOU KNOW HE COULD BE AN AMAZING CHEF IN PARIS