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@AtticusFinch79: ME: are those new shoes?

HIM: yeah, but *gets down on one knee* would you...

ME: *tearing up* yes?!?

HIM: tie my shoes for me? mother never taught me how

ME: are those new shoes? 

HIM: yeah, but *gets down on one knee* would you… 

ME: *tearing up* yes?!? 

HIM: tie my shoes for me? mother never taught me how

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